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Joke of the day!

Post by BigRC » Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:35 am

Two Alligators

This is one of the best jokes I have read regardless of where you live
or your political opinion!

Two Alligators were sitting around talking, and the smaller Alligator
turned to the bigger one & said, 'I can't understand how you can be so
much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids.
I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Gator, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Gator.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol'

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait for one to
unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the
**** out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the
**** out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a

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Re: Joke of the day!

Post by redneck » Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:49 am

:lol: DAMN FUNNY Lmy***OFF :beerchug:

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Re: Joke of the day!

Post by MajorDefeat » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:23 pm

:mrgreen: :lol:

Now you've done it: I've posted some more!

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Re: Joke of the day!

Post by DirkRiprock » Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:35 pm

Great one RC..

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